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I've never understood what possible good could come of hammering on a pipe in a basement and waking everyone up at the crack of dawn.
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I'm having a Moxy Früvous moment.  It happens sometimes.


I'm:
amused amused
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All kinds of awesome.
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Buddy was my best friend for the first portion of my life.  We were extremely close.  He was the only human being whose anus I have ever looked at closely, or indeed at all, just to see what one looks like (reddish, tight, and very slightly puckered, as I recall with rather worrying clarity), and he was good-tempered and had wonderful toys to play with, as his parents were both generous and well-to-do.

From page 34 of The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid
I'm:
amused amused
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Click it for just a few more...
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I love my radio station, because, driving back from #2's, I heard this song and this song.
I'm:
amused amused
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I wonder if, someday, I'll have something other than I Like Bananas in my head.
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I just remembered something:
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I've read 50 of these
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When was the last time you surprised yourself?


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 That would be when I walked into the bathroom here at work the other day and didn't know that The Pill had put up a mirror.  Suprised the crap out of myself.
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Money woes are royally pissing me off this evening.  Then I StumbledUpon the following, and just for a moment, all was right with the world.
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No really.  No more.

All done.  That's it.
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Woo.  This is cool.
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